All I do is hate
Twitter I’m looking for friends
I only find dead ends.
Twitter you have nothing to say.
You tweet it anyway.
Then I see it and I go wild.
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.
Cool people and interesting views,
funny stories and jokes that kill
Is not that so? You are mentally ill.
I have no followers, that’s okay.
I feel better that way.
If you slip and tweet it wrong,
They make sure you’re gone.
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.
Twitter you have nothing to say.
You tweet it anyway.
Then I see it and I go wild.
Hours and hours, billions of tweets.
You wasted time, quite an achievement.
Hundreds of millions on one website that is free.
No two will ever agree.
Why am I here, what does that mean?
I wanted connection, I got Nazi memes.
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.
Twitter you have nothing to say.
You tweet it anyway.
Then I see it and I go wild.
Bing
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.
Twitter I want to relate
All I do is hate.
Twitter I’m looking for friends
I only find dead ends.
Twitter, you have nothing to say.
You tweet it anyway.
Then I see it and I am angry.
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.
Cool people and interesting views,
funny stories and jokes that kill
Isn’t that so, you are mentally ill.
I have no followers, that’s okay.
I feel better that way.
If you slip and tweet it wrong,
They’ll make sure you’re gone.
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.
Twitter, you have nothing to say.
You tweet it anyway.
Then I see it and I am angry.
Hours and hours, billions of tweets.
You wasted time, quite the feat.
Hundreds of millions, on one website that is free.
Nobody will ever agree.
Why am I here, what does that mean?
I wanted connection, I got Nazi memes.